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Girls Gone Wild.
Quagmires Story Part IV
Proposition and Loiss Demise
Quagmire took Stewie
inside and sat him down on the couch. Quagmire stood in the middle of
the room and started to scratch his neck. Wow. Ive never had to
take care of a kid before. Umm what do babies like to do? I know.
Well watch an educational video.
Quagmire went inside
his closet and a bunch of sex toys fell out. Pink fuzzy handcuffs,
black whips, and other things. Then quagmire picked up a red video
tap. Alright! Stewie just sit back and relax. Oh yeah here little
buddy. Quagmire handed Stewie some hand lotion. Stewie looked at
the bottle with a confused look on his face. What in Gods name
am I supposed to do with this?
The television turned
on and a blonde woman with a white lab coat came on the screen. Hey
there big boy. Do you want to learn some science? Well you came to
the right place. Were going to learn about the reproductive system
and about the human body. First lesson. When you see a pair of
these, the woman pull the lab coat down and showed a pair of C
boobs, you take this then she showed a picture of a penis,
and some lotion. Take your hand and make a hole with your hand and
wrap it around your penis and move your hand up and down.