The Real Meg Griffin Part 1
Opening Credits. Cut to the outside of the
Griffin house with Peter coming in.
Peter: Guess what! My Uncle John is coming!
Stewie: Oh great, another one of the fat men coming to fart up the place!
Brian: Stewie, thats not the way to act, you dont know if hes fat or not.
Stewie: Yeah, well I know that youre a black and white doggy whos related to Snoopy!
Flashback. While all the other dogs are being nursed, Snoopy is lighting up a cigarette as Brian comes up to him.
Brian: Hey, big bro, can I have a cigarette?
Snoopy: (sighs)they all ask! Here, just take it! Jesus Christ, Im tired of curious little brothers!
Cut to the living room. Lois is talking to Peter.
Lois: When was the last time your uncle visited anyway?